today:

-went to alyssa`s
-paid alemany ap class fee
-helped alyssa clean
-watch scary movie & the day after tomorrow
-forget alyssa`s mean girls & cinderella story for the 23958265205612 millionth time!

AUGUST 10

back from vegas!!

< VIVI'S PAR-TAY >

well today is saturday and i have a party to go to! i can't wait to go! all the kool kids will be there! today is VIVIANA VALENZUELA'S PAR-TAY! the party is in culver city.for those who don't know who VIVIANA is, and who wouldn't, she is ALYSSA'S little cousin. well i guess i'll write more once i get back from the party with all the fun and exciting stories to tell.

the party was off the hook! man i had a blast. when i first got there i was juss eating chips and hanging out with all of ALYSSA'S family. and ME and ALYSSA were trying desperately to convince her mom to let her camping with ME and my parents for two days.the only thing she would say was no, even before we even asked the question! well i ate this delicious food that is always ordered for parties with the VALLE FAMILY when we are at CULVER. its this catering service that they have down there called "GARCIA'S FOOD!" man that stuff is the bomb.there's like carne asada that takes like nothing i've ever tasted before.they have the best damn chicken in the world. its like chicken fajita's but its off the hook! you should all hav a taste.plus i eat a side order of white rice and beans. best food ever created in the world! oh and did i mention that ITS THE BEST FUCKEN FOOD IN THE WORLD! YEAH THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT FOOD. i also got to go in the jumper with ALYSSA and VIVI and it was kewl but my pants kept sticking to the ruber jumper and everytime i moved my pants would get pulled off soo it was extremely hard having fun in there without flashing her family!LOL! we got to face paint also! by we i mean FERNANDO, ALYSSA, and Dahlia (her older sister). it was tight, fun, and easy! it was easy cuz kids wanted stuff like hearts, smiley faces, flowers, suns, spiders, and snakes. but then things got difficult when all these little kids started asking for SPIDERMAN, BATMAN, DORA THA EXPLORER, and BOOTS the monkey! that was the hardest thing ever! i spent half and hour on one hand juss to get a ninja with an outfit that looked kinda of like spiderman!LOL! overall i had a bomb off a time!

                                              -OUTZ-

< saturday, SUMMER'S PAR-TAY >

well in the words of the great poet ICE CUBE, "Today Was A Good Day!"

the day started out wit a normal day in summer skewl. juss chilling and cracking some jokes bout everyone in class including MR.LEVAN ( our teacher )! its a tight class. he juss makes fun of everyone and everyone makes fun of him. we got home by 10:40 ( we = ALYSSA and FERNANDO ) and juss began a normal day off ALYSSA working and FERNANDO juss messing around and watching! it was fun but i felt so tired and there wasn't much work to be done for ALYSSA so we juss layed down and we both began to fall asleep. then ALYSSA woke me up by hitting me and asking if I was hungry. my mom made me and my brother go get some food for everyone. but the thing is that she only gave me twenty dollars and there were more than ten meals and other extra burgers and stuff! the total came out to like 45 bucks which sucks cuz i had to pay for the rest out of my own money!

well enough bout that! let me fastforward to all the stuff im sure is more interesting to all you readers out there! today was SUMMER'S PAR-TAY which means i put my dancing shoes on. LoL! cause anyone who knows me knows that i do not dance. ALYSSA changed me for the better. now my feet, head, and shoulders juss start getting bouncy as soon as im wit my BABE and there's music pllaying. well at the party they had a contest for best couple dancing. the winners get a hundred bucks. ALYSSA was asking everyone to go out there to dance wit her. finally she picked me. we got out there and i was juss like "wat the hell, im gonna go all out!" i juss through my arms around, bounced up and down, and hopped around like an idiot. i couldn't see myself but im sure i looked retarded but i didn't care cuz i was dancing wit my LOVE! before you knew it the judge was pointing at ME and ALYSSA saying that we had it going on!LOL! out of everyone that had originally joined ALYSSA and ME were in the final round of dancing. the final chance! we made it to the top 4 couples. we were burning some holes into that dance floor wit our moves. oh yea the dancing thing wasn't that easy, we had to dance non-stop, all out, 100%, and the dee-jay would change songs out of nowhere like from: cumbias to rap to rancheras to salsa to hip hop to techno and back to cumbias like crazy and you had to go wit the beat and keep dancing. that went on for like 45 minutes without letting any energy waste! in the last fice minutes the judge was making his decision. all the other couples got mad wen they anounced the winners cuz they chose two girls only cuz the judge was a guy who was checking them freak eachother on the dance floor! damn corrupted america! well oh well! i had fun dancing the night away. my BABE got this huge apple covered with a layer of caramel then a layer of chocalate and then a layer of frosting. i can't wait to bite into that nutritious apple! well i guess thats it for now! i know im forgetting something but oh well, if i remember then i'll come back and edit this entry later!

               -L8ERZ-

< can't sleep so catching up >

wat up youngin's and all other fans that follow up on me! i know its been a long time but wat can i say, i haven't had internet until like yesterday and stuff! well i can't SLEEP at all cuz my bed is rock hard. itz got no bounce to it at all, which kills my back, neck, shoulders, and all other muscles in my body. its only comfortable wen my NUMBER 1 BABE, LOVER, PRINCESS is by my side or laying right next to me or talking to me, but i don't wanna call her cuz i don't wanna ruin her sleep. she's probably very tired cuz of all the work she be doin now wit he busy job here at my house watching all these little rascsals and stuff!

well let ME catch YOU up on wats been happening in MEIN KAMPF ( its german for my struggle) as a young brown thug living out on the streets!!! LOL juss joshing wit you don't take it to the nipplez. on saturday I went to my driving class and I was so far ahead in the class that I finished two weeks early!!! I went to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles for all the TARDS that don't know) and waited in line for like 4 hours cuz I didn't have an apointment and the only open dates to make one were like late in JULY and stuff! I passed. I got four wrong and they were questions that I missed read cuz once I looked at them again I was like DUH!!! at least I passed. Since then I havn't done much but go to summer skewl but thats kewl cuz I sit right next to my BABE ( MISS ALYSSA EMILY VALLE) things could not be cooler cuz we learn and get to chat and hang out and juss act all relaxed!!! I got my Yahoo DSL modem on Monday but didn't connect it til yesterday cuz to much movement passing chords and phone cables under the house. I was crawling wit the wild animals that live under my house! it was kinda kewl though. I wish I could build a room down there.

Today ME and MY BABBO went to a DODGERS game. We lost but it was tight. I had a blast and I think SHE did too cuz SHE was laughing like crazy.  I can't wait til go again. We kinda appeared on the big TV. they showed the camera on some guy with a blue DODGER CLOWN HAT and I was like "ALYSSA, that guy looks familiar" and I look back and he was the guy in the row over and back one! I turned back and ALYSSA was gone. next thing i know WE'RE rushing towards that bench. SHE juss pulled me. we got on the bench and jumped our @$s'e$s off. I looked back and my BRO'S were cracking up, it was tight. I think ALYSSA and MY SISTER IN LAW are really getting along so thats way kewl! well i guess I'll end it here cuz IM gonna go DL some music. I don't know yet. Cuz IM not sleepy at all so I don't know wat to do! L8ERZ!

I LOVE YOU BABBOO!!!